Ordinarily, in the 6 months prior to the release of a new album, I would be busily emailing the bookers of swanky mid sized venues around the Midwest. And also bookers of chic, small clubs. Not to forget the proprietors of shabby punk rock dives. So this is spot where I would be announcing all the shabby punk rock dives we would be playing over the summer. But something has happened to our band; I got old and honestly can’t be arsed to figure out where those dives are nowadays. Nor arsed to drive half a day to get to them.
So, I’m doing this instead. I’m disseminating our work as widely as possible on the socials. Forgive me. The dissemination will be entertaining, I promise! I won’t just spam your face with OUT NOW ON SPOTIFY. I’m going to explain the hows and whys of each song. So, brace yourself.
I’m also bringing back artisanal blogging! My impression is that the social media sites are in a death spiral of VC mismanagement, Nazis, cretins, and AI. It’s time to return to the old ways. So, I will encourage you to visit constantvelocityrock.com.
